I’m sitting here in my tiny living room outside Philly, it’s January 10, 2026, the heater is making this weird clicking noise like it’s about to die, my dog just farted so bad I’m questioning life choices, and I’m still refreshing the NFL app like a lunatic even though the regular season basically ended yesterday.
My Personal NFL Scores Meltdown This Morning NFL Scores Trades Highlights
So this morning I woke up to the final NFL scores from week 18 and almost threw my phone. The Ravens vs Steelers ended 27-24 in OT and I’m still mad Lamar didn’t just slide earlier. Bills 31 – Dolphins 17 — Miami somehow looked even more checked out than I feel on Monday mornings. And don’t even get me started on the Eagles–Giants disaster. 34-10. I cried real tears into my coffee. Like, actual tears. Embarrassing.
Here’s the thing: NFL scores hit different when your team is mathematically eliminated but still playing spoiler. It’s the football equivalent of showing up to work after you’ve already been fired just to make everyone else’s day worse.
Quick list of the NFL scores that broke me today:
- Chiefs somehow won again (of course)
- Lions laid an absolute egg against the Vikings
- Packers clinched the division in the most painful way possible for Bears fans (sorry not sorry)
The Wildest NFL Trades & Rumors Floating Right Now NFL Scores Trades Highlights
Okay the real tea though… the post-season trade chatter is insane already.
I saw a legit report from Adam Schefter on ESPN that the 49ers are aggressively shopping Brandon Aiyuk again — like bro you just paid him, make it make sense. There’s also smoke around DK Metcalf possibly being moved if Seattle decides to fully tank (source: NFL Trade Rumors). And the most cursed one: multiple people on Twitter saying the Patriots might trade up for a QB in the draft using like three future firsts. I can’t. I won’t. My heart can’t take it.
Trades in January feel illegal. Like we’re not supposed to be doing this yet. But here we are.
NFL Highlights That Still Have Me Screaming NFL Scores Trades Highlights
The best NFL highlights from the last 48 hours? Easy:
- That Saquon Barkley stiff-arm on a linebacker that basically turned the man into a folding chair
- The Ravens kick return TD in OT — I jumped so hard I spilled hot sauce on my hoodie
- Josh Allen’s no-look pass that shouldn’t have worked but did (why is he allowed to do this)
I made my buddy rewatch the Saquon clip like 14 times last night. He eventually left. I’m alone with my thoughts now.
Anyway… NFL scores, trades & highlights have me acting unwise. I’ve yelled at my television more this week than I yelled at my ex during the entire relationship. I’ve spent actual money on chicken wings just to feel something. And yeah, I’m probably gonna watch the playoff games even though my team is golfing already.
If you’re also spiraling about NFL updates right now, drop your team in the comments so we can suffer together. Or send help. Preferably wings.
Talk soon (probably after I refresh the app 47 more times tonight),
— me, a deeply flawed football addict living in America, January 2026
